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By Tom Briscoe

99 purposes to Hate Cats is for cat fans - and people who be ready to simply peacefully coexist. You'll end up and your cat (or cats) within the pages of this enjoyable, humorous caricature e-book. It indicates the various methods our pussycat buddies could make us smile, snigger and be pushed a bit crazy.

Here are a number of the lovingly documented purposes to hate cats:
Reason 12: Waking up within the morning prior to you do
Reason 19: considering each can is stuffed with tuna
Reason 33: for those who have been sufficiently small, they'd devour you.
Reason 56: Throwing up in precisely the incorrect spot
Reason 91: each chair is the cat's chair

All of the explanations are encouraged by means of way of life with actual cats. brief biographies of every of the pussycats who encouraged the paintings are incorporated behind the book.

Each of the ninety nine purposes are amusingly illustrated with unique comic strip paintings. the photographs are easy, expressive and entice old and young alike. Illustrations are proven in colour in your Kindle app (on iPhone, iPad and Android), Kindle hearth and the Amazon Cloud Reader.

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97. The winner of the rat race is still a rat. 98. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. 99. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 100. Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

2. Put it in the freezer. 3. Wait 10 minutes. 4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead. 5. Pull out a strand of hair or a thin piece of string. 6. Tie it around the fly. 7. Wait till it wakes up. BAM! Nerd" Joke 8: 3 years old: My mom is the best! 7 years old: Mom I love you! 10 years old: Mom what ever! 17 years old: OMG my mom is so annoying! 25 years old: I wanna go back home! 35 years old: Mom you were right 50 years old: I dont wanna lose my mom! 70 years old: I would give everything to have my mom with me!

The farther away the future is, the better it looks. 86. There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot. 87. I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want? 88. We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die. 89. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them. 90. If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. 91. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. 92. I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?

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