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Jason Strider is a twentysomething younger guy within the urban, with an English measure from an Ivy League collage, a truly small residence within the West Village, a vapid activity as a receptionist at a casting agency—and no specific thought what to do together with his existence. On such a lot evenings, Jason will get stoned and is going out, occasionally along with his party-hearty institution friend Tina and occasionally on my own within the immemorial male quest to get laid or, if now not, get hammered adequate to actually remorse it day after today and be overdue for paintings.
After being dumped by means of his longtime female friend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern stumbled on himself dwelling at domestic along with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who's "like Socrates, yet angrier, and with worse hair," hasn't ever minced phrases, and while Justin moved again domestic, he started to checklist all of the ridiculous issues his dad acknowledged to him:
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"The worst factor you will be is a liar. . . . ok, nice, sure, the worst factor you will be is a Nazi, yet then quantity is liar. Nazi one, liar . "
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97. The winner of the rat race is still a rat. 98. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. 99. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 100. Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
2. Put it in the freezer. 3. Wait 10 minutes. 4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead. 5. Pull out a strand of hair or a thin piece of string. 6. Tie it around the fly. 7. Wait till it wakes up. BAM! Nerd" Joke 8: 3 years old: My mom is the best! 7 years old: Mom I love you! 10 years old: Mom what ever! 17 years old: OMG my mom is so annoying! 25 years old: I wanna go back home! 35 years old: Mom you were right 50 years old: I dont wanna lose my mom! 70 years old: I would give everything to have my mom with me!
The farther away the future is, the better it looks. 86. There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot. 87. I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want? 88. We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die. 89. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them. 90. If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. 91. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. 92. I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?