By John DeChancie
Fortress Perilous is a magic citadel choked with secret and experience, yet occasionally even magic castles can move awry. this actual fortress has the facility to ship its site visitors to 144,000 trade worlds, every one an exquisite voyage to the unknown. yet each one voyage turns out to backfire. machine whiz child Jeremy is caught on a planet of golf-playing dinosaurs. Gentrified Gene reveals himself a on a planet overrun with amazon ladies the place the queen has taken a specific shine to him and purely Lord of the fort Incarnadine can cease this witty insanity from shaking fortress abducted to its foundations.
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