By Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett
L'Apocalypse air of mystery lieu samedi prochain, après le thé ! Ainsi en ont décidé, d'un commun accord, les forces du Bien et du Mal. L'Antéchrist va fêter ses onze ans. Son éducation a été supervisée par un ange, Aziraphale, et un démon, Rampa, résidents sur Terre depuis l'époque de los angeles première pomme. Mais voilà, suite à un coup du kind, l'enfant a été échangé à los angeles maternité. Le vrai Antéchrist se nomme Adam et vit dans los angeles banlieue londonienne. Et ça, ça switch tout ! Une path contre los angeles montre begin alors pour l'ange et le démon qui, finalement, se disent que l. a. race humaine ne mérite pas son sort...
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