By Julie Kenner
From the USA Today bestselling writer of Deja Demon--slaying demons is not anything in comparison to the poor twos.
Demon Hunter Kate Connor is having one hell of a month...
In among demon patrols and instructing self-defense sessions to the neighborhood mothers, Kate has to house a teenage daughter who's gung-ho on being a demon slayer in education and a child son getting into a tantrum section that competitors whatever from the pits of Hell.
That's much for one girl to juggle, yet on best of all of it, Kate has to discover the way to free up the demon owning her first husband, Eric, with no destroying the guy inside of. simply because if the demon inside of Eric will get unfastened, it simply should be a couple of heavily under pressure suburban mother can deal with.
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I can’t see many Civil Guard patrols out doing their duty on a night like this, with the thunder still rolling overhead and the rain coming down in sheets. In the Avenging Axe late-night drinking is well under way, fuelled by some raucous singing to the accompaniment of Palax and Kaby, two street musicians who live in a horse-drawn caravan out the back. They spend their days busking and their nights playing and drinking in the tavern. Gurd gives them free drinks for entertaining the customers, which makes me feel somewhat jealous as I grab a beer and he chalks it up on my slate.
You have to admire her persistence. She arrives back with her axe, two swords, a knife in her boot and a bag of throwing stars, an Assassins Guild weapon she’s been experimenting with recently. “Makri, you’re only looking for a few plants. ” “You never know. Any time I’m helping you on a case it always turns out worse than we expect. I still haven’t forgotten the time we went looking for that missing dog and ended up fighting pirates. And look what happened the last time you made me go out without my axe.
It was only six to one because they hadn’t heard of it down in Juval. It’s the surest thing I’ve backed in years. ” Makri doesn’t seem to approve. That’s the trouble with people who are always working. It annoys them when you pick up a little spare money without making an effort. [Contents] Chapter Five Next day I sleep late and don’t wake until I’m disturbed by noises in my office. I only have two rooms, one for sleeping and the other for working. It’s small but it ought to be private. I rise quietly and creep to the connecting door, sword in hand.