By Stephanie McAfee
Ace Jones wishes a holiday, yet she's not likely to get it. What she will get in its place is an efficient dose of scandalous small city politics that takes her on a wild quest for fact and redemption. issues get quite complex while the affection of her existence, who she hasn’t visible or heard from in over 3 years, indicates up and vows to not go away city till she has the same opinion to marry him. Diary of a Mad fats lady is as adventurous because it is enjoyable as Ace and her associates delve into unlawful surveillance, stalking, and covert operations in a strip membership.
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I can’t see many Civil Guard patrols out doing their duty on a night like this, with the thunder still rolling overhead and the rain coming down in sheets. In the Avenging Axe late-night drinking is well under way, fuelled by some raucous singing to the accompaniment of Palax and Kaby, two street musicians who live in a horse-drawn caravan out the back. They spend their days busking and their nights playing and drinking in the tavern. Gurd gives them free drinks for entertaining the customers, which makes me feel somewhat jealous as I grab a beer and he chalks it up on my slate.
You have to admire her persistence. She arrives back with her axe, two swords, a knife in her boot and a bag of throwing stars, an Assassins Guild weapon she’s been experimenting with recently. “Makri, you’re only looking for a few plants. ” “You never know. Any time I’m helping you on a case it always turns out worse than we expect. I still haven’t forgotten the time we went looking for that missing dog and ended up fighting pirates. And look what happened the last time you made me go out without my axe.
It was only six to one because they hadn’t heard of it down in Juval. It’s the surest thing I’ve backed in years. ” Makri doesn’t seem to approve. That’s the trouble with people who are always working. It annoys them when you pick up a little spare money without making an effort. [Contents] Chapter Five Next day I sleep late and don’t wake until I’m disturbed by noises in my office. I only have two rooms, one for sleeping and the other for working. It’s small but it ought to be private. I rise quietly and creep to the connecting door, sword in hand.