By Odin Zeus McGaffer
In a global the place faith is ordinarily loose from ridicule, out comes a e-book that basically steps over the road and smashes the protecting veil that surrounds all the lies, myths, and fairy stories. McGaffer wastes no time in hammering faith with common sense, crude humor, and blatant disrespect. Does God Get Diarrhea demonstrates the extraordinary absurdity of Christianity through tearing aside the Bible's asinine claims, critiquing the miracles of Christ, and exposing God as a hateful, bloodthirsty, mass assassin. now not for the faint of center, this ebook certainly doesn't beat round the burning bush in terms of tolerating barbaric beliefs and primitive production theories. Does God Get Diarrhea promises what many non-believers were too nervous to assert for hundreds of thousands of years with a tremendous twist of sturdy humor. The identify itself is sufficient to bring up the eyebrows of even the main liberal minded contributors and is sure to offend nearly every person. snort your method via this ebook as you find the ugly fact of faith, the intense harm it has triggered to our society, and the bleak destiny of a superstitious planet. caution: This e-book comprises photo content material, foul language, and cause. All of which might be harmful on your well-being. "Disgusting...an illiberal and insensitive rant fallacious for anyone." - Reverend J.A. David, Pentecostal Minister "Pure dirt and bathroom humor. McGaffer has a whole loss of recognize for religion." - Joseph F., Christian writer and Pastor "McGaffer could be first in line to have his head sliced off on Judgment Day, and that i can't examine a person extra deserving." - Mark L., Christian Extremist "Horribly offensive...this publication could be banned from shelves." - Mary P., Sunday institution instructor
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Isn’t fascinating how they use science when it’s for their benefit, but reject it once they feel like it interferes with their faith? One minute science is brilliant; the next minute science is garbage. Creationists have such a problem with the Theory of Evolution in particular because it is the only scientific theory that would directly disprove their religious beliefs. You don’t hear many (or any) creationists arguing against germ theory, atomic theory, or cell theory because none of those theories interfere with their personal religious faiths.
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