By Colin Nissan, Sean Farrell
Have you heard a man say, “We’re pregnant,” and desired to damage him?
Do you may have a pal who insists a stripper used to be into him whenever you permit a strip club?
Do you recognize a man who emails you the type of porn that makes you must cry then vomit?
These are only many of the many men you’ll locate in Don’t Be That Guy.
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The real McCoy. It's time to let yourself in on it, because everyone else already is. Your wife and kids aren't throwing anyone off your scent, and neither is your deluxe ESPN package. You're a very gay man. So kick that closet door down and tell the world. Just don't be upset when no one gasps. GUYS WHO EMAIL US PORN THAT HAUNTS OUR DREAMS Your name pops up in our inbox and it can only mean one thing: we're seconds away from watching a transvestite fuck a seal. Of course, it's ultimately our decision to watch it or not.
If only the irony of this clothing choice wasn't lost on you. The mere fact that you wear this shirt tells us that you are an invader of nothing, least of all pussy. Not that you should wear a “Virgin Questioning His Sexuality” shirt, but a nice blank tee from the Gap never hurt anyone. A few more you shouldn't wear anymore: INCREDIBLY GAY GUYS WHO ARE THE LAST ONES TO KNOW IT You have a mustache. You make scones. ” You bang dudes. This is the real thing, my friend. The real McCoy. It's time to let yourself in on it, because everyone else already is.
There's no game on TV, and by the looks of things, none of your friends said anything all that exciting. You're having a very mediocre time. You know it and we know it. GUYS WHO DODGE PAYING FOR THEIR ROUND OF DRINKS We know that's not a real cell phone conversation you're having. Your phone didn't ring, vibrate, or light up. We're also very aware of your conveniently timed trips to the bathroom and nonchalant drifts over to the jukebox when your round is up. You're as transparent as your friends’ empty glasses.