By Richard Benson
F' stands for 'funny' during this excellent reward for college students or somebody who has ever needed to go through a try out and desires an outstanding snicker. Celebrating the artistic facet of failure in a manner we will be able to all relate to, F in Exams gathers the main hilarious and artistic try solutions supplied via scholars who, confronted with a query they've got no desire of having correct, choose to have a bit enjoyable as a substitute. no matter if in technology (Q: what's the optimum frequency noise human can sign in? A: Mariah Carey), the arts (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in universal? A: strange names), math, or different topics, those 250 entries end up that whereas all people enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to work out a FAIL develop into a WIN.
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