By Alan Goldsher
"It’s 2009, and Zombie John, Zombie Paul, Zombie George, and Ninja Ringo are poised to teach the U.S. the real that means of Beatlemania. in the course of their first American journey when you consider that 1966, they throw down with supergenius supervillian Justin Timberlake, get abused by means of scantily-clad chanteuse Madonna, perform a little dreadful issues to wannabe Zombies Noel and Liam Gallagher, almost certainly behead Eminem, and tackle girl Gaga’s “Little Monsters”, all within the identify of mountain climbing to the Toppermost of the Poppermost.
In the hilarious, gory sequel to the seriously acclaimed mashup, Paul is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion, writer Alan Goldsher is the line supervisor and appointed scribe for the Poppermost Over the US journey, insanely crisscrossing the USA in a foul-smelling van choked with 3 short-tempered, power-mad English Zombies and one pissed off Ninja drummer. in the course of the mayhem of the brains-fueled travel, Goldsher reveals out what it particularly ability to satisfy the Beatles, and solutions the oft-asked query at the lips of each Fab 4 fan, “What does Liverpudlian Zombie breath odor like from inches away?”"
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