By Ben Elton
Gridlock is whilst a urban dies.
Killed within the identify of freedom. Killed within the identify of oil and metal. Choked on carbon monoxide and strangled with a couple of fluffy dice.
How did it come to this? How did the final word freedom desktop prove paralysing us all? How did we turn out using to our personal funeral, in a person else's gravy train?
Deborah and Geoffrey be aware of, yet they've got delivery difficulties in their personal, and besides, whoever it was once that murdered the town can simply as simply homicide them.
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