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Stun him with your looks and your knowledge of his car’s mechanical workings and he will find the visual and intellectual dichotomy an endless source of fascination. GETTING ON WITH IT Innocent Abroad This one is a real favourite. Men love foreign girls, mainly because women on holiday seem to loose their sexual scruples. They think this is an ideal opportunity for some ridiculously casual sex, and being territorial creatures, they like to think that they are giving one to the whole of the European sub-continent, and someone who might be distantly related to Ulrika Jonsson.
Hard to pull off well, but the nottoo-forward-but-ever-so-sure-ofherself approach usually works a treat. GETTING ON WITH IT quite as attractive as he thinks he is, but he’ll do and send him the signal that you are still quite interested to see what is in his lunch box. 63 HOW TO CHAT-UP BLOKES 64 Bimbo He thinks this is going to be the quickest and easiest pull of his life. Blondes know how quickly men will jump to certain assumptions. Use this to your advantage, girls – catch him off guard and show him what you are really made of.
Be warned that it will be hard work keeping up a Swedish or American accent for any length of time, and harder still when you are sober.