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By Allie Brosh

It is a e-book I wrote. simply because I wrote it, I needed to work out what to place at the again disguise to give an explanation for what it really is. i attempted to jot down a protracted, third-person precis that might suggest how nice the ebook is and likewise sound vaguely authoritative--like might be anyone who isn’t me wrote it--but I quickly chanced on that I’m now not sneaky sufficient to tug it off convincingly. So i made a decision to only make a listing of items which are within the book:

Pictures
Words
Stories approximately issues that occurred to me
Stories approximately issues that occurred to folks as a result of me
Eight billion dollars*
Stories approximately dogs
The mystery to everlasting happiness*

*These are lies. probably i've got underestimated my sneakiness!

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Now the bad news. If you’re exactly 50 years old this means you have been alive for 18,262 days. 50 years is also 438,288 hours, 26,297,280 minutes or 1,577,836,800 seconds. 38 If anyone asks, it might be best to give your age in days. Having lived 18,262 days doesn’t sound quite so bad does it, you young whippersnapper? Giving your age in seconds will, however, be less flattering. Telling people you have lived for a period of well over one and a half billion anythings is probably going to make you sound quite old.

Now the bad news. If you’re exactly 50 years old this means you have been alive for 18,262 days. 50 years is also 438,288 hours, 26,297,280 minutes or 1,577,836,800 seconds. 38 If anyone asks, it might be best to give your age in days. Having lived 18,262 days doesn’t sound quite so bad does it, you young whippersnapper? Giving your age in seconds will, however, be less flattering. Telling people you have lived for a period of well over one and a half billion anythings is probably going to make you sound quite old.

British inventor Joseph Swan was 50 when he first demonstrated his British-patented light bulb – though most remember the similar achievements of some American whippersnapper called Edison who patented it first. ) A shelf full of diet books – spines un-bent 55 Amusing lights and other large decorations to put on the outside of your house each Christmas A garage full of exercise equipment (as new) 56 THINGS THAT YOU WILL TAKE A SUDDEN INTEREST IN Other peoples’ operations 57 The weather Pension annuity levels Newspaper articles on heart attack warning signs Finding grammatical errors in newspapers, adverts, etc.

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