By Francesco Marciuliano
Cat fanatics will giggle out loud on the quirkiness in their pussycat associates with those insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. during this hilarious booklet of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the writer of the across the world syndicated cartoon Sally Forth is helping cats free up their inventive capability and clarify their peculiar habit to ignorant people. With titles like "Who Is That in your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel earlier than Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My most sensible acquaintances Are Dogs," the poems amassed in I may well Pee on This completely catch the internal workings of the cat psyche. With pictures of the cat authors all through, this whimsical quantity finds kitties at their wackiest, and so much exasperating (but continually lovable).
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