By David J. Rosen
Jason Strider is a twentysomething younger guy within the urban, with an English measure from an Ivy League college, a truly small condominium within the West Village, a vapid task as a receptionist at a casting agency—and no specific suggestion what to do along with his lifestyles. On such a lot evenings, Jason will get stoned and is going out, occasionally together with his party-hearty institution friend Tina and infrequently on my own within the immemorial male quest to get laid or, if no longer, get hammered sufficient to actually remorse it the following day and be past due for paintings.
Then one evening Jason has athletic, appliance-assisted sex with a adorable woman named Jane—and finally ends up lending her his Dickies denims. Many, many e-mails and textual content messages later, he's not able to reconnect together with her and is decreased to the plaint “I simply wish my pants back.”
How he does, in a such a lot unforeseen manner, locate these pants, and the way adulthood and mortality come to go into his slacker’s life, shape the problem of this clever, raunchily comedian, and eventually affecting first novel.
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His cousin is a wealthy businessman. "Well, my advice to you is the same as I gave my daughter, Marlene, when she asked me what she should wear on her wedding night – a long bri-nylon nightie or a short skimpy baby-doll nightie. It doesn't matter what you wear. " * A man and woman walked into a bank with a large sack of coins. " asks the bankteller. "No," came the reply. " * "It's no good, sir," said the DSS man to his interviewee. " * A rich couple lost all their money, and were trying to think of ways to restore their fortunes.
John, your dad's not very good at these things, so I wonder if you'd tell your brother about the birds and the bees," asked Mum. " "Sure, we went down the Palais, picked up a couple of birds, had a dance, then took them round the back of the bus station for a good 'one two'. " * Poor old Sammy. He was a Caesarean baby and even now, 20 years later, he still goes out of the house through the skylight. * Two husbands are in hospital anxiously waiting for their wives to give birth. " she asked. " * The young couple have been married for six months and one day when they are in bed, he asks her if she is happy.
The family allowance cheque. * Flo's husband dies and because he was such a popular fella, she decides to put an announcement in the paper. But not having a lot of money, she tells the local newspaper she wants to keep it as short as possible. " "Actually, Madam, you can have up to six words for the same price. " * A jackpot winner on the lottery was asked what he was going to do with his new-found wealth. " * "He'll be alright soon," said the doctor, putting the patient into the recovery position.