Download PDF by Ritch Shydner, Mark Schiff: I Killed: True Stories of the Road from America's Top Comics

By Ritch Shydner, Mark Schiff

In a hilarious examine actual existence at the comedy circuit, a few of America's most renowned comics percentage their very own tales of existence at the highway, gigs long past unsuitable, and unforeseen, zany moments, with contributions through Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Mike Myers, invoice Maher, Joan Rivers, Jeff Foxworthy, and others.

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