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By Kristan Higgins

The drama, hilarity and tears of sisterhood are on the center of the completely alluring new novel via big apple instances bestselling writer Kristan Higgins-a humorous, frank and bittersweet examine marriage, forgiveness and relocating on

Letting cross of her ex-husband is tougher than wedding-dress dressmaker Jenny Tate expected…especially on account that his new spouse desires to be Jenny's new ally. Sensing this isn't precisely aiding her in attaining closure, Jenny trades the big apple skyline for her place of origin up the Hudson, the place she'll begin her personal company and take pleasure in her sister Rachel's picture-perfect kinfolk life…and even perhaps discover a little romance of her personal with Leo, her downstairs neighbor, a man who's totally impossible to resist and annoyingly far-off while.

Rachel's idyllic marriage, even though, is imploding after she discovers her husband sexting with a colleague. She continually proposal she'd stroll away during this scenario, yet her triplet daughters have her reconsidering her stance on adultery, a lot to Jenny's shock. Rachel issues to their parents' ideal marriage as a shining instance of persistence and forgiveness; yet to guard her sister, Jenny can have to tarnish that memory-and their relationship­-and exhibit a kin mystery she's been protecting given that youth.

Both Rachel and Jenny must come to phrases with the prior and the current and be able to get what they wish such a lot of all.

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I have a good friend who's a volcanologist. He's convinced me that the world as we know it started with a volcanic eruption that produced Molokai forty to forty-five million years ago. " During one of her infrequent pauses for a breath, I fill her in on my mid-life retreat to the woods. Page 5 "Gee, you don't look that old.  . " She smiles and feels my right bicep. "But you're solid. You take care of yourself. " She feels my other bicep. I throw her a little test. Does she have a sense of humor?

His middle finger melts and a new, docile creature emerges. "Yes sir, officer. " He gives the gas pedal a butterfly tap and oh, so slowly and quietly, moves ahead. " My grand-uncle Al was a security guard for the old Brooklyn Dodgers at Ebbets Field. He left me a legacy of colorful memories watching legends at play and this shiny badge. I've carried it deep in my wallet for thirty-four years without public exposure, until now. The green Volkswagen comes to a quiet stop at the west end of town opposite the Molokai Fish and Game Store and suddenly explodes in an ear-splitting blend of engines revving, tires squealing, and stereo convulsing to the max.

Cm.  Title. 6'6'092dc20 94-48651 CIP Copyright © 1995, Bob Basso All Rights Reserved Seaside Press is an imprint of Wordware Publishing, Inc. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any means without permission in writing from Wordware Publishing, Inc. , at 1506 Capital Avenue, Plano, Texas 75074.  .  . Changing the Names of Monsters Is a Lot Easier on the Heart 14 4 Do Country Stores Have Souls?  . So Much for Solitude 36 6 I Think I've Finally Solved the Problem of Male/Female Relationships 41 7 A Streetcar Named Delirious 47 8 Searching for Elephants with the "Witch Hazel Man" 51 9 There's Always a Better Way to the Top of the Mountain 63 10 Can a Catholic Voyeur Consummate the Ultimate Sex Fantasy in Front of Seventeen Mud Hens?

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