By P. G. Wodehouse
This booklet is a Blandings novel. woman Constance Keeble, sister of Lord Emsworth of Blandings fort, has either an imperious demeanour and a beneficial diamond necklace. The precarious peace of Blandings is shattered while her necklace turns into the thing of darkish plottings, for in the fortress lurk a few well-connected jewel thieves - between them the Honourable Freddie Threepwood, Lord Emsworth's more youthful son, who desires the present funds to establish a bookmaking company. Psmith, the dependent socialist, can be after it for his newly married pal Mike. And on patrol with the most unlikely activity of bringing administration to Blandings is the effective Baxter, whose strivings for order result in a memorable come upon with the fort flowerpots. Will peace ever go back to Blandings fortress?
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