By Stephen Fry
Stephen Fry's mystery spouse speaks out at last...
"Enjoyed a pleasant cuppa this morning with a HobNob and Jeremy Kyle. there has been a girl on there who'd been married sixteen years with out realising her husband used to be homosexual. outstanding! Which jogs my memory, it's our sixteenth anniversary in a number of weeks. What a coincidence."
Stephen Fry - actor, author, raconteur and wit. Cerebral and complex, a real renaissance guy. Or is he?
Finally, his mystery double existence - the womanizing, the window-cleaning, the kebabs, the karaoke - is solely published through Edna, his dedicated spouse and mom of his 5, six or in all likelihood seven young children.
These diaries take us via a yr within the lifetime of an unwitting star spouse, and are rumoured to incorporate: - scandalous nocturnal shenanigans - suggestion on childcare - one zero one activities with a tin of unsolicited mail.
'A reliable diary may be like a very good husband - a continuing spouse, a resource of idea and, preferably, sure in leather.' - Edna Fry
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Extra resources for Mrs. Fry's Diary
Thank goodness we didn't go in my sister's Volvo. Still, it gave me time to get the tea cosy I was looking for (or, as they call it, SchlurpWully) and I found a lovely new bedside lamp (LiteFondl). Ironically, next to the futon Stephen fell asleep on (NobEd). 10 Monday We told Stephen Junior that he's adopted this evening. He isn't, but there was nothing on TV. 11 Tuesday Read an article about how some frustrated women use cooking to compensate for the lack of . . well . . marital shenanigans.
25 Friday Stephen spent the evening in the Dog & Duck, crawling home around midnight. Unusually, I had a lovely, undisturbed night's rest. Stephen was asleep as soon as the pillow hit his head. 26 Saturday Spent a good five hours rummaging around in the attic. Once I'd finally negotiated the dust, cobwebs and back issues of Ladybitz Monthly, it was quite an eye-opener. My first find was a huge, ancient portrait of someone I assume was Stephen's great-grandfather, although he's never mentioned him.
Fortunately they'd had a cancellation so I managed to book a slot next Friday. It was a very reasonable price, excluding coffin tax, font duty, choice of pew and a hearse. Luckily, Stephen's mate Barry was able to help us out on that score as he owns a car hire company. He owes Stephen a favour, so he's letting us have a hearse at a knock-down price. I'm not entirely sure what kind of favour Stephen did for him. I'm not sure I want to know any more . . 17 Thursday Stephen's dyed his hair green and knocked back three pints of Guinness before breakfast.