By Bob Basso
This e-book may perhaps good be the battly cry of the infant boomer iteration this present day. In his unique and motivating publication, writer Bob Basso, dubbed America's number 1 enjoyable Motivator through humans Weekly, takes the reader alongside at the wild, wacky, experience of a middle-age dropout midway up a tree within the South Pacific. A therapeutic and hilarious trip into smooth adulthood, this publication bargains a lighthearted method of getting extra enjoyable out of lifestyles and discarding outmoded attitudes that stifle suggestion and repress extra improvement within the most sensible years forward. Basso deals nutrition for the soul to a person within the region of 50.
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I have a good friend who's a volcanologist. He's convinced me that the world as we know it started with a volcanic eruption that produced Molokai forty to forty-five million years ago. " During one of her infrequent pauses for a breath, I fill her in on my mid-life retreat to the woods. Page 5 "Gee, you don't look that old. . " She smiles and feels my right bicep. "But you're solid. You take care of yourself. " She feels my other bicep. I throw her a little test. Does she have a sense of humor?
His middle finger melts and a new, docile creature emerges. "Yes sir, officer. " He gives the gas pedal a butterfly tap and oh, so slowly and quietly, moves ahead. " My grand-uncle Al was a security guard for the old Brooklyn Dodgers at Ebbets Field. He left me a legacy of colorful memories watching legends at play and this shiny badge. I've carried it deep in my wallet for thirty-four years without public exposure, until now. The green Volkswagen comes to a quiet stop at the west end of town opposite the Molokai Fish and Game Store and suddenly explodes in an ear-splitting blend of engines revving, tires squealing, and stereo convulsing to the max.
Cm. Title. 6'6'092dc20 94-48651 CIP Copyright © 1995, Bob Basso All Rights Reserved Seaside Press is an imprint of Wordware Publishing, Inc. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any means without permission in writing from Wordware Publishing, Inc. , at 1506 Capital Avenue, Plano, Texas 75074. . . Changing the Names of Monsters Is a Lot Easier on the Heart 14 4 Do Country Stores Have Souls? . So Much for Solitude 36 6 I Think I've Finally Solved the Problem of Male/Female Relationships 41 7 A Streetcar Named Delirious 47 8 Searching for Elephants with the "Witch Hazel Man" 51 9 There's Always a Better Way to the Top of the Mountain 63 10 Can a Catholic Voyeur Consummate the Ultimate Sex Fantasy in Front of Seventeen Mud Hens?