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By Jim Mullen

Jim Mullen has been writing "The Village Idiot," a weekly column syndicated in six hundred newspapers round the kingdom for the previous ten years. "Now in Paperback!" is a specific number of these columns together with fan favorites, "The First Thanksgiving relatives Feud" and his tackle the James Bond fable in "Learner's allow to Kill." Mr. Mullen's e-book "It Takes A Village Idiot" used to be the runner-up for the 2001 Thurber Prize for American Humor and his spoof of child reminiscence books, "Baby's First Tattoo," is in its fifteenth printing.

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