By Babe Walker
If you're one of many millions who wolfed Babe Walker's New York Times bestselling novel White lady Problems or one of many million those that learn her web publication or persist with her on Twitter day-by-day, then you've evidently been ready with bated breath for her hilarious follow-up novel, Psychos.
Fresh from a four-month stint in rehab for her "alleged" buying habit, Babe Walker returns domestic to Bel Air ten kilos lighter (thanks to a belly virus), having made amends (she instructed a counselor with undesirable dermis she was once clever) and faced her prior (after assembly her start mom for the 1st time—a style version became farmer lesbian). even supposing extremely joyful to be domestic and decided to take care of her hard-won internal peace, Babe now faces a number of outdoor forces possible cause on derailing her route to optimistic swap. not just is she being trailed by way of an nameless stalker, yet she's additionally reunited with the affection of her existence, a dating that she can't appear to cease self-sabotaging.
Babe's newfound spirituality, coupled together with her religion within the universe and its messages, leads her world wide: shoulder dancing in Paris, tripping out in Amsterdam, and hooking up within the Mediterranean, simply to land her again in big apple urban, compelled to choose from a guy who's excellent in each means (except for one small aspect) and a guy who may be the One if purely he didn't force Babe to utter insanity.
Unapologetic and uproarious, Psychos is the send-up of the season—already as undying as classic Dior.
Read Online or Download Psychos: A White Girl Problems Book PDF
Similar humor books
Jason Strider is a twentysomething younger guy within the urban, with an English measure from an Ivy League college, a truly small residence within the West Village, a vapid activity as a receptionist at a casting agency—and no specific inspiration what to do along with his lifestyles. On such a lot evenings, Jason will get stoned and is going out, occasionally along with his party-hearty institution friend Tina and infrequently on my own within the immemorial male quest to get laid or, if now not, get hammered sufficient to actually remorse it tomorrow and be overdue for paintings.
After being dumped by means of his longtime female friend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern came upon himself dwelling at domestic together with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who's "like Socrates, yet angrier, and with worse hair," hasn't ever minced phrases, and whilst Justin moved again domestic, he started to list the entire ridiculous issues his dad acknowledged to him:
"That girl used to be horny. . . . from your league? Son, allow girls work out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them. "
"Do humans your age know the way to sweep their hair? It seems like squirrels crawled on their heads and commenced fucking. "
"The worst factor you'll be is a liar. . . . ok, wonderful, sure, the worst factor you will be is a Nazi, yet then quantity is liar. Nazi one, liar . "
greater than one million humans now stick to Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and during this booklet, his son weaves a brilliantly humorous, touching coming-of-age memoir round the better of his prices. An all-American tale that unfolds at the Little League box, in Denny's, in the course of excruciating relations street journeys, and, most often, within the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, actual portrait of a father-son dating from a massive new comedian voice.
<hr noshade="noshade" size="1" class="bucketDivider"/>
All Malcolm Fisher did was once run over a badger. regrettably the badger became out to be Ingolf, final of the giants. along with his demise breath he reluctantly gave Malcolm presents of energy and made him ruler of the realm.
"Only issues are infinite-the universe and human stupidity, and I'm now not so certain concerning the universe. " -Albert Einstein
Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the daddy of evolution, The Darwin Awards vividly portrays the best examples of evolution in motion, and indicates us simply how unusual good judgment will be.
wonder on the thief who steals electric wires with out shutting off the present. Gape on the lawnchair jockey who floats to a top of 16,000 toes suspended via helium balloons. study from the guy who friends right into a fuel can utilizing a cigarette lighter. All 3 -- and plenty of extra -- contend for Darwin Awards while their offerings culminate in excellent misadventures.
those stories of trial and awe-inspiring error--verified through the writer and recommended via web site readers--illustrate the continued saga of survival of the fittest in all its selective glory.
- Poetic Justice
- On the Wealth of Nations: A Book That Shook the World
- CollegeHumor: The Website. The Book.
- Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek
- El libro de la señorita Buncle
Additional resources for Psychos: A White Girl Problems Book
His cousin is a wealthy businessman. "Well, my advice to you is the same as I gave my daughter, Marlene, when she asked me what she should wear on her wedding night – a long bri-nylon nightie or a short skimpy baby-doll nightie. It doesn't matter what you wear. " * A man and woman walked into a bank with a large sack of coins. " asks the bankteller. "No," came the reply. " * "It's no good, sir," said the DSS man to his interviewee. " * A rich couple lost all their money, and were trying to think of ways to restore their fortunes.
John, your dad's not very good at these things, so I wonder if you'd tell your brother about the birds and the bees," asked Mum. " "Sure, we went down the Palais, picked up a couple of birds, had a dance, then took them round the back of the bus station for a good 'one two'. " * Poor old Sammy. He was a Caesarean baby and even now, 20 years later, he still goes out of the house through the skylight. * Two husbands are in hospital anxiously waiting for their wives to give birth. " she asked. " * The young couple have been married for six months and one day when they are in bed, he asks her if she is happy.
The family allowance cheque. * Flo's husband dies and because he was such a popular fella, she decides to put an announcement in the paper. But not having a lot of money, she tells the local newspaper she wants to keep it as short as possible. " "Actually, Madam, you can have up to six words for the same price. " * A jackpot winner on the lottery was asked what he was going to do with his new-found wealth. " * "He'll be alright soon," said the doctor, putting the patient into the recovery position.