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By Brenna Ehrlich, Andrea Bartz

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"Depressingly astute."

--The New Yorker

"Wickedly funny."

--The Frisky

From the dive bars of Brooklyn's Williamsburg to the soiled alleys of San Francisco's project, the city hipster has redefined American cool with a sighing disdain for every thing mainstream. Hipsters are simply pointed out via their tired sneakers, fixies and PBR tallboys, yet in the past not anyone had investigated past the hipster glance to the much more hilarious hipster psyche. With for my part researched articles, revealing illustrations and priceless charts and graphs, Stuff Hipsters Hate exposes the bottomless good of impassioned scorn that motivates the ever-apathetic hipster, including:

MATING AND SOCIAL HATES

♦buying you a drink

♦monogamy

♦texting again in a well timed fashion

APPAREL AND GROOMING HATES

♦high heels

♦muscles

♦being requested approximately their tattoos

WORK AND lifestyles HATES

♦full-time jobs

♦knowing their financial institution balance

♦enthusiasm

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Now the bad news. If you’re exactly 50 years old this means you have been alive for 18,262 days. 50 years is also 438,288 hours, 26,297,280 minutes or 1,577,836,800 seconds. 38 If anyone asks, it might be best to give your age in days. Having lived 18,262 days doesn’t sound quite so bad does it, you young whippersnapper? Giving your age in seconds will, however, be less flattering. Telling people you have lived for a period of well over one and a half billion anythings is probably going to make you sound quite old.

Now the bad news. If you’re exactly 50 years old this means you have been alive for 18,262 days. 50 years is also 438,288 hours, 26,297,280 minutes or 1,577,836,800 seconds. 38 If anyone asks, it might be best to give your age in days. Having lived 18,262 days doesn’t sound quite so bad does it, you young whippersnapper? Giving your age in seconds will, however, be less flattering. Telling people you have lived for a period of well over one and a half billion anythings is probably going to make you sound quite old.

British inventor Joseph Swan was 50 when he first demonstrated his British-patented light bulb – though most remember the similar achievements of some American whippersnapper called Edison who patented it first. ) A shelf full of diet books – spines un-bent 55 Amusing lights and other large decorations to put on the outside of your house each Christmas A garage full of exercise equipment (as new) 56 THINGS THAT YOU WILL TAKE A SUDDEN INTEREST IN Other peoples’ operations 57 The weather Pension annuity levels Newspaper articles on heart attack warning signs Finding grammatical errors in newspapers, adverts, etc.

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