By Wendy Northcutt
Honoring those that enhance our gene pool through inadvertently removal themselves from it, The Darwin Awards III contains multiple hundred fresh, hilariously macabre mishaps and misadventures.
From a sheriff who inadvertently shot himself twice, to the coverage defrauder who amputated his leg with a chainsaw; from a farmer who kept away from bee stings by way of sealing his head in a plastic bag to the fellow overwhelmed through the department he simply trimmed, The Darwin Awards III proves back that after it involves stupidity, no species does it like we do.
that includes medical and protection discussions and choked with illustrations depicting inspiring examples of evolution in motion, The Darwin Awards III exhibits once again how unusual good judgment nonetheless is.
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"Only issues are infinite-the universe and human stupidity, and I'm now not so certain in regards to the universe. " -Albert Einstein
Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the daddy of evolution, The Darwin Awards vividly portrays the best examples of evolution in motion, and exhibits us simply how unusual good judgment might be.
wonder on the thief who steals electric wires with no shutting off the present. Gape on the lawnchair jockey who floats to a peak of 16,000 ft suspended via helium balloons. examine from the guy who friends right into a fuel can utilizing a cigarette lighter. All 3 -- and lots of extra -- contend for Darwin Awards whilst their offerings culminate in terrific misadventures.
those stories of trial and awe-inspiring error--verified by means of the writer and counseled by means of web site readers--illustrate the continuing saga of survival of the fittest in all its selective glory.
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Most appeared in the website archive, but were later removed based on this ﬁnal public review. As you read the tales contained herein, keep in mind the lengthy submission process, and the care with which each gem was culled from dozens of competitors and honed to its current form. LAW ENFORCEMENT: CRIME DOES PAY 21 DARWIN AWARD: CONVINCE THE JURY Conﬁrmed by Darwin 16 JUNE 1871 Proof that the only good lawyer is a dead lawyer. Clement Vallandigham was a well-known Northern Democrat who campaiged for states’ rights during the Civil War.
Case closed! All people improve the gene pool, some by birth, some by their demise. LAW ENFORCEMENT: CRIME DOES PAY 41 HONORABLE MENTION: SHORT ARM OF THE LAW Conﬁrmed by Darwin MAY 2002, PAKISTAN Lack of judicial restraint leads to a judicial error. Usually it’s the criminal, not the judge, who attempts to take himself out of the gene pool. But not in this twist on a familiar tale! A man accused of possessing a hand grenade challenged police to produce it at his trial. When the police brought the grenade into the courtroom, the defendant claimed it was not real.
Shots ﬁred, shots ﬁred—I’m hit,” a police chief radioed to headquarters. The ﬁfty-two-year-old ofﬁcer reported that he’d been shot in the leg during an incident that began as a routine trafﬁc stop. He had pulled over a rusted Chevrolet missing its license plates, but before he could emerge from his police cruiser, the driver had opened ﬁre and put a bullet through the windshield. The suspect then charged the chief, who was shot in the leg during the ensuing struggle. A statewide manhunt was launched to locate the gunman, described as a white, bearded male, six feet four inches tall and weighing 195 pounds.