By Rudy Schumann
The Rudy Letters is a suite outrageous letters despatched to varied businesses and their genuine responses.
Watermelon fanatic, strongman competitor, aspiring sitcom author, battle veteran, involved citizen, and much more. Welcome to the advanced and oddly desirable global of Rudy Schumann.
They say 1000000 monkeys typing for one million years will ultimately produce the works of Shakespeare. One cute fool typing for a number of years could finally produce laughter. expectantly yours!
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I asked, trying to bring her into the conversation. “What’s your favorite? ” Hila was a tiny woman from the island of Bali, and was Carnival’s first female Indonesian, according to Boota. Her hair was so long it almost reached her behind, and it was the Cruise Confidential ° 31 deep black of most Asians. Her smile was huge and so quick it was almost intimidating. Yet she was extremely shy. “Oh, no, I do not drink,” she answered. ” “Oh, I didn’t know that. ” She shook her head. “You are stronger than I.
Chihuly,” I corrected. “He is probably the world’s leading glass artist. You should see what he did for the lobby of the Bellagio in Las Vegas. He did a whole garden of glass flowers that cost something like one hundred grand each and…Holy Cat! ” I sped through the casino to genuflect before a huge orangeand-yellow sunburst. It was easily ten feet in diameter and glowed brilliantly. We discovered four of these masterworks that night. The Atlantis was world-class indeed! Alas, the ladies were not interested in art worship at such a late hour and they dragged me kicking and screaming outside.