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By Harry Harrison

The twenty fifth century's so much outrageous outlaw is back--and this time it skill conflict! "Slippery Jim" diGriz, higher referred to as the stainless-steel Rat, is looking for revenge for the homicide of his mentor-in-crime. yet to take action, he needs to sign up for a military and oppose its iron-fisted dictator--and retain a planet from being enslaved.

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But it was big. Two more of the creatures came up, towing a boxlike affair mounted on large wheels. The driver, sitting high above, pulled the thing to a stop when Rasco whistled to him. “Get in,” Fatso ordered, swinging open a door in the vehicle’s side. I held back, pointed with distaste. “It’s filthy in there! Can’t the League Navy provide decent transportation…” Rasco kicked me in the back of the leg so I fell forward. ” They climbed in after me. “It is Navy policy to use native transport when possible, to aid the local economy.

Scorn dripped from my voice. ” He did not answer but tapped away at the terminal again. The fax buzzed and produced three sheets of paper. Three color portraits. I dropped two of them onto the floor and handed the third back. Bibs. He hashed some more keys, then slumped back and rubbed his chin as he studied the screen. “It fits, it fits,” he muttered. “Marianney Giuffrida, age twenty-five, occupation given as electrotechnician with deepspace experience. Arrested on a drugs possession charge, anonymous tip, swears she was framed.

He did not like prisons, he had told me that. Although he was a firm believer in law and order he did not believe I should be incarcerated on my home planet, Bit 0’ Heaven, for all of the troubles that I had caused there. Neither, for that matter, did 1. Since he knew I had the lockpick I should have bided my time. Waited to make my escape during the transfer out of this place. During the transfer. It had never been my intention of doing anything but serve my time here in this heavily guarded and technologically protected prison in the middle of the League building in the center of the League base on this planet called Steren-Gwandra—about which I knew absolutely nothing other than its name.

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