By Danielle Ganek
While estranged sisters inherit a Hamptons seashore condo, they look for fortune yet locate love in its place.
Cassie and Peck are part sisters with little in universal past a shared final name—that is, until eventually their liked aunt Lydia bequeaths them equivalent stocks of her ramshackle previous cottage within the Hamptons with directions to "seek the article of maximum value" inside it. Cassie and Peck fantasize approximately researching a misplaced Jackson Pollock, or a primary version of F. Scott Fitzgerald's the nice Gatsby, as they enjoy one final summer season of great events and nostalgia.
From the writer of Lulu Meets God and Doubts Him, Danielle Ganek's The summer time We learn Gatsby, an ideal seashore learn, captures the spirit of recent York's so much glamorous lodge city, and may captivate readers with its spellbinding mixture of romance, secret, and charmingly eccentric characters.
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