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With The Idler’s Glossary (2008), Mark Kingwell and Joshua Glenn provided a lively security of rest. As proven idlers themselves, they guaranteed us their word list may supply everything you want to learn about the way to behavior a life.”
Today, although, as we get over the worst international recession on account that 1929, the work-world is a truly various position. so that it will realize it larger, our anti-capitalist etymologists are hence placing down their cigars, opting for up their shovels, and drudging out English from the trench of company jargon. For an individual who’s ever needed to moil for top muckety-mucks, The salary Slave’s Glossary is key interpreting as the ethical wit of Kingwell & Glenn is vital to the current age.
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They must have been stolen from your own private collection. How else would the newspaper have got hold of the photos? Yes. For the fourth year in a row. Yes. Is it just at that time of the year? Just in that weekend before Anzac Day, yes. Every year. Yes. Yes there’s a pattern there, isn’t there? You do a bit of this don’t you. You went to Baghdad. Yes I did. We got some of the most senior journalists in the country in and we told them I was going. Yes. I was there. Yes of course you were, and we told them not to tell anyone.
Yes, I don’t think anyone’s home yet. What have been the highlights for you? I’ve announced a lot of money for roads. You do that a lot, don’t you? I do it whenever I can, Bryan. It’s a great thing to do. Very satisfying. Why do you get to do it? We’re the National Party. We’re pretty interested in the bush and the rural and regional issues. Which way did you vote on Telstra? Telstra’s going very well. Going very well in my area. What area are you in? I’m in the 1 per cent of the country where you can’t get a signal.
Republican Lord Butler, the kitchen’s closed. Who runs the place? It’s owned by the government. Public money. That’s right. My favourite. We can open the throttle a bit. Have you got an elephant? An elephant? Yes, I always think an elephant’s nice at one of these little occasions. Republican Lord Butler, I don’t think we can do this. You don’t want to do it any more? I don’t think we can. It’s not working and we haven’t got the budget. You want to stop? Yes. Well that could run into money. How much?